I still have a shot!

Sorry, America.

Everyone in Scotland is going to die because they don't move.

Can his wife be kind of shrew-y?

He would have been the villain of Season 11 of Smallville if those jerks hadn't killed the show off before it's time.

I can't feel my bingo.

We'll get a Taste Test video on Friday, and it'll just be Modell standing there naked from the waste down for 30 seconds.

Maybe if everyone you'd ever loved died, you'd be sarcastic too.

RYAN GOSLING IS PEOPLE

I bought a baseball bat today.

What will I shoot Russians on afterwards?

How many orders of magnitude was that show better than Pokemon? I say about seven.

It didn't do shit in the UK. We are terrible, cynical people.

If you stay after the credits there's a teaser where we see the W.A.S.T.E logo for the first time. This is the first movie in Pynchon Phase 1, leading to Pynchon Avengers in 2018.

We all drove Paul Dano to kidnap Hugh Jackman's daughter. We should be ashamed :(

Was their a male version written for Dane Cook where he went around throwing acid in women's faces?

He's just adding up the half-sex he gets from his two girlfriends to make one whole sex.

These scrotums were made for each other! Their owners, not so much!!! Scrotum-Will-&-Grace is up next on The Fucking CW!!!!!!

Can someone else post the link to that One Tree Hill clip this time? My back's killing me.

Too bad YOU! Will die!