Maybe we'll finally get the Will Self version.

He was a 24

Maybe he lets Schneider do it as a making-up gift.

Hyden's 10,000 word article on this goes up on Grantland tomorrow.

For all we know, huffing pepper spray is the latest fad among dumbass teens. #YOLO

If Pearlman was still around, the answer would be obvious.

It's been said before, but it must be said that you have the greatest username ever. The synergy with the thrust of this article is sublime.

Whatever you rent, can you at least assure us that you will watch wearing only your boxers and a t-shirt?

SON DO YOU WATCH BIG BANG THERE IS THIS ONE CHARACTER THAT IS JUST LIKE YOU THEY SAY SUCH WACKY THINGS IT IS YORE KIND OF HUMOR CIIVJVGVJVIVJEFIO

Do they pass a Porsche dealership and have panic attacks.

Stop jacking Teti's hits.

HBO, if you're reading this, you can use my back fat to do all the "slap slap" sound effects.

I eat it with a spoon or it can get fucked.

More like Crapture.

Sorry, but now that I know that the moron at my work who does the stupid voices likes this show, I just can't muster any enthusiasm.

I'm fed up of the anti-British racism on this site.

@avclub-f8f8c273f326be25421cc62737d24a9e:disqus There was that one time he got weirdly angry about the One Piece dub.

Season 3 is going to be Mike and Jess's wedding in real time.

I'll take the like but I've never read Dinosaur Comics. My comment was just some straight up ironic racism, yo.

They do those before the trailers over here.