When all the islamists are dead, they should have Pope Jeremy Borgia jump forward in time and then they kidnap Brody and make Incest Catholics the baddies now.

You did a song with the guy from The Darkness and you can't ever not done that.

You stole the joke I was going to make.

I used to agree 100% with your trailer rule, but in the Zimmerhorn era I'm not so sure.

Can I keep my phone on during the ads and trailers? The Movies made me sit through an entire Take That video before they let me see Super 8 and I think I should at least be allowed to play Doodle Jump while that's happening.

F/X: Farting Xpected.

He's in my dungeon now.

His kids were the shoes.

YOUTH-OBSESSED CULTURE DROVE ME TO DRUGS.

Maybe they are going to turn all those copies of Monster into an actual monster.

Only Irish evil.

More like closet cases.

You could just get a friend to call you from the theatre and describe what's happening to you. He'll probably be the only person there, so it'll be cool.

Maybe this'll turn out to be the Fives episode spoken in prophecy.

Todd and Erik were just letting Modell know that they can do stuff like this anytime and there is nothing he can do about it.

He's spent all his money on PI's in a bid to find out Glover's phone number.

Any panties that couldn't be used as a flag offend my puritan sensibilities.

It perfectly captures the tension between the frivolous and revolutionary aspects of urban music.

STATHAM OR GTFO

One of the ads for Monsters University in the UK is basically "CINEMAS HAVE AIR CONDITIONING."