He released it under his pseudonym "Paul McCartney."

Everyone was like "This was her moment!?!?!?!?!?!", as if she isn't going to win another 400 fucking awards.

The Hire Company asked me not to do those anymore.

You are diluting Primer.

I thought about making a "Taylor Swift can keep a firmer grip on my mic anytime" joke, but then I thought no, Taylor Swift is gross and then I thought that I'm in no position to make those type of judgements and that I'm only put off by her somewhat offputting public persona.

They were actually just called DMC to begin with. MTV added the "Run" as an instruction on what to do if you see black people.

They're too busy looking at those insanely generous portraits.

I'll give Obama fifty quid for it.

I'll never forgive them for what they did to Steps.

But it has Jennifer Anisto doing a strip.

This reminds me of the time I went to see Barbershop with Varg Vikernes.

Whites become super mature early on in Vikernes's world.

You're really reaching with this "racist" stuff, Eakin. His blog is in Comic Sans, the most inclusive of all fonts.

I think he got Hayden Christensen'd pretty badly by Green Lantern.

Studio that made RIPD, if you're reading this, I'll gladly crack out a movie in a couple of days so that Ryan Reynolds doesn't have to be in the biggest flop of the Summer. You know where to find me.

We have found our Christian Gray.

You slaaagggg.

Somewhere, deep down in your heart Erik Adams, you still love Phipps.

Tobias got Heidecker in the divorce.

Fuck The Room. Birdemic till I die.