It's not on Celebrity Movie Archive.

I'm just hear to get likes and notifs. I'm not going to let anything like "factual accuracy" get in the way of my hilarious comments.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SHAVED/NOT-SHAVED* FOR ANGELS IN AMERICA.

Is that the biopic about Kirk's mom?

But his video has naked ladies in it.

UHT-UHT

You can do scratch and sniff with any of my comments with any pair of sweaty boxer shorts.

And we should too?

They tempt you with the word "radical", making you think it will be skateboards as far as the eye can see.

Dennis Nielsen still gets mad panties mailed to him.

Their "digital subscription" is a guy phoning you on the third wednesday of the month and dictating all the articles to you while you copy it all out.

What they should have done is put some indie-rock guy's name in big enough letters in a spot where passers-by might think that Nancy McIndie looks like Jahar.

Holmes or GTFO.

That was the greatest thing I'd ever seen when I was 14. Now that I think about it, that might have been one of personal comedy rosetta stones.

The one person I met who likes Dune said he hasn't seen any other Lynch films. Which means ?

You are aware that the whole point of that ride is that there are no security cameras anywhere and you can just spend the entire day fake-boning all the robots if you're so inclined?

Star Tours

NOKIA TILL I DIE

Why are ICP themselves doing it this year? Having Sugar Slam and Corporal Robinson do it was crucial in maintaining that all important sense of ineffability.

AND YOU SHOULD TO