Have some respect. How many robots have you convinced to walk into a giant lake so as to prevent a nuclear war?

Hey there Delilah.

Pitchfork tore the AV Club apart. Now all Modell has left is his Californian overlord and his creepy ass Vorta emissary (who has a quiff).

They should turn into famous tyrants from history.

On one of those Kotaku articles where someone points out sexism and then the people say that sexism is made up, one of the men's rights guy complained that he gets abuse as a brony and that women should learn to deal with it with his level of grace and humility.

FUCK BRONIES

Maybe they could do a crossover with Homeland where Pope Jeremy kidnaps Brody for 8 years and then we don't know if he's Catholic or not. Catholic Brody's handler could be the priest who molested Ray Donovan's brother and their endgame could be to blow up the most licientious man in America (Hank Duchovny).

Maybe he could form a team of all the famous Rays. Rey Mysterio could be the villain because they don't let him the group because he uses an "e". Every week they could get in trouble with the police boss but then Ray Lewis talks his way out of the jam. And then the priest molests everyone. (That's what happens on…

Today at work the guy sat across from me kept giving me weird glances. He looked like a less handsome version of Jack Nance.

This one time I took the train to London and I was sat across the aisle from Al and Mel and I didn't realize until the journey had ended.

So Headshot and Amber Gold are spectacularly unfaithful to each other, right?

JJ totally made up some lie and does the whole Jonas Sr routine on her any time she questions it.

I do wonder why they all went after Rusty. I thought he was strictly C-list.

SURELY IT SHOULD BE PRONOUNCED CHI-IPS

McFarlane is the Sovereign.

So who's the new Wonderboy?

It's Dishwater Gold.

HolyShitHolyShitHolyShit

No one eats TVDW-Erik-Adams Turducken but me.

Disney's Beard Division is forcing Kevin Jonas to adopt one of them.