It was his face scratching that really made that video.

I make the tough decisions round here so pantywaists like you don't have to. Who else is going to protect us from the vengeance crazed Phipps-Tobias-Rabin Cerberus? Alasdair Wilkins?

Maybe her STD's will evolve themselves some sentience.

Armstrong tried to get away from Oprah and got three broken ribs. She can take Lohan.

NOT NO MORE THERE AIN'T

You know who else was "charming", NYT pull-quote? OJ Simpson.

Ugly Betty isn't around to bail her out anymore.

Once again, I must plead for Lohan cooze.

Hopefully they're just preparing to murder Mumford & The Lumineers.

When I first heard that "Unintended" song way back in 99/00 (at least before Kid A came out) I was convinced that it was Radiohead and that their edgy new direction people were talking about was to become a bunch of wussy fucking girls.

I thought this said Mad Max before I saw Don and Birdy up there. I imagine Janie Bryant could do a whole lot with feathers and motorcycle helmets

Probably because of the word "Game". Here's an alternative URL that leads to the site: http://www.xxxsweatyhunks.com/

One day, America will stick it's hand up Jeff Dunham's butt and see how he likes it.

I made a nice documentary about glass blowing and Scott Cooper said that he had the name first and now I can't release my movie. I will feast on Affleck Jr's soul.

Who played the mom in One Tree Hill. Now I have my excuse to post this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I'll go off brand before I go Pepsi.

Wire magazine has at least three writers on staff who cover nothing but trash-compactorcore.

Yes, but Phipps is dead now.

My sociopath says he has a 150 IQ and that this job is a stopgap before he starts appearing in movies. His biggest role to date is appearing on the UK equivalent of "Hoarders".

We don't get cherry pepsi over here. Is it as good as cherry coke. That is my favourite soft drink.