Actually, jizz made the glove work really strong. For a brief time, I made my living cumming onto my Pwer Glove and then making people's kitchen's bigger before those fuckers stopped manufacturing the Glove.

I'm saying that we have to preserve him. There are only 750 Teti's left in the wild.

Because I can't be bothered to look it up, was Donna in FWWM played by the mom from One Tree Hill?

Bieber as BOB

Why isn't this on GSOC!?!?!?!?!?!?! Teti isn't some magic hose you can draft in at the drop of a hat!?!?!?!?! Can't we just lock TVDW and Tobias in a container somewhere and end the madness!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

@eric827:disqus We at least get wispy mounds at a decent clip.

Authentic Lohan cooze is Movie Lohan cooze.

No we only got nipples and butt. No wispy mounds.

Everything is Wrong.

Do we finally get to see Lohan cooze?

Chocolate coated ants.

I thought this was going to be about a bunch of anthropomorphic fruits happily riding around on trains. You lied to me, Aardvark Dowd.

Willow Smith could whip the octopus back and forth.

I'm sure Lexi Belle or whoever ad-libbed at least one line on This Ain't ________ XXX .

Maybe he's making a snide remark about Shailene Woodley's looks because he is a jerk who sucks.

I want never gets.

So fucking there.

So it's a remake of Entourage now?

The Danish original is just called "Bridge". America has to be all superior and have "The" Bridge.

Modell isn't sad enough yet.