You know why.

Body swap episode.

Maybe Mowgli is the only creature in the jungle immune to some deadly disease and those vultures at the end are scientists and they are going to reverse engineer a cure from Mowgli's brain but then Baloo doesn't want them to cut him open so he kills all the vultures and then lies that he killed the vultures to Mowgli.

I just watched Wild At Heart and it was really dumb and embarrassing. It was on an optical disk just like Legend of Korra.

Any good wallet store will have at least one drunk person on staff to puke on command so patrons can see how the merchandise holds up under pressure.

There was that one guy who held someone's artery.

They should cast Aishwarya Rai or some other similarly transcendently beautiful actress as the spirit of Sweet Caroline who guides the victims to Heaven.

Zenu. Am I right.

Needs more hitting people really slow, then really fast and then really fast again.

Oxford is a great city. I wish I could afford to live there.

KKKKKIIIIINNNNNGGGGG

The poker episode has my favourite payoff ever.

I am watching Lost Highway right now.

By now it's all mouldy.

I just read about this on Buzzfeed.

Seriously, though, I hate this country and need to move before I blow my brains out. OH WAIT GUNS ARE ILLEGAL :(

Does she even have one.

All the fireworks have arsenic in them. I put it in them. It will be raining arsenic.

So who is the biggest name in porn right this second?

ONE OF YOUR FANS