I should clarify that I had lunch at Nando's today.

So Kanye's record flopped? Big deal, I have more disappointing things going on in my life. Instead of a full corn on the cob I got two slightly-less-than-half-but-still-clearly-not-half cobs. What a crock. Oh, and I'll probably be unemployed soon.

They are the Taxidermy contest channel as well.

Breaking Bad is ending this year. Mad Men is ending next year. The Walking Dead is a dumb show for dummies.

F/X all the way.

There could be a subplot where Jon Glazer starts offing people because he's mad that someone copied his show.

He was in the room next door to Hector when it blew up.

STEVE GOMEZ HAS A MILKSHAKE STAND NOW.

AMC doesn't deserve this show.

Frasier was a horrifying psychological drama. You didn't think any of the other characters on that show were real, did you?

The Dead Dead.

Because your mom.

I bought my mother some sushi so she could try it and she just stuck it in the freezer and then threw it out to make space.

Maybe they meant that it's star sign was Cancer and they already had too many birthdays to deal with in July?

WHO THA FHACK DO YOU THINK YOU AYYEUGGHHHH?

OHH KAY?

Is this a sequel to the movie Ray where Ray Charles almost dies in a plane crash and Donovan is on the plane as well and they have to sew bits of both guys together into a two headed person and I don't know where I'm going with this.

The guy I know is a really big Ace Ventura fan.

And he can't even fucking sing.

Ryan Murphy is, like, one rung down from council member.