It ends with her fucking Bill Maher and then Jim Carrey kills them both in a crime of passion and then Carrey shoots himself in the head. Twice.

I think we should do a Kickstarter to speed up production of Lifetime's Jenny McCarthy movie.

Maybe he thought this was a biography of Kofi Annan because he is old and can't read so good.

I remember seeing posters for it when I was on holiday in France.

I hope a giant butt flies over the school when the old kids are there as well and poops on the school and drowns everyone in poop.

Maybe he has to take a special blanket that has the cure for Smallpox to the cherokee healers but then he forms a bond with the blanket and doesn't want to give it up and he murders all the cherokees and lives happily ever after with the blanket.

Clearly you never went to theater camp.

Did he use a piano as a bat.

I hope that all of the Youtube Sensations fail in Old Media as well and that they go away forever.

@Pgoodso:disqus I'll knock an extra quid off if you sign my petition to bring In & Out Burger over here.

One Drugs will cost you £5. You can buy three Drugs for £10.

I read somewhere that a casual coke user under the age of 30 in the UK has probably never actually had Real Drugs.

Drugs.

Chinatown Wars was built almost entirely around the drug dealing minigame. It was annoying at first then became really compelling.

We don't have those.

Chris Brown pitched a remake of The Aristocats where he drives around Beverly Hills firing crossbow bolts at housecats for three hours to Disney but they said no.

Should I have Burger King or KFC for dinner today? First one to respond makes the decision and I might send you some if you aren't in America or anywhere north of English Birmingham.

YOU WILL NEVER BE AN A-LISTER AS LONG AS SORBO WEARS YOUR FACE FICHTNER

YOU FUCKS COPIED LIMP BIZKIT

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!