In Heaven, Yo Momma's Ass is Fine.

He should collaborate with some of those hilarious Youtube video film makers, like the one where they make things out of food. They could make the Eraserhead baby oout of bacon and then have David Lynch there to eat it.

Which of your siblings would you most like to bang if it was completely anonymous casual sex and you didn't know you were related? Here is my list:

My secret life of an american teenager was that I was English.

That PB sandwich lasted 15 seconds I have a fucking problem.

Never East Shredded Wheat.

But O&T helped Denzel successfully portray a carrot!

Billy Mays had a ton of patents that haven't been manufactured yet.

Only five? What the fuck am I supposed to watch on the other two days of the week?

At least they'll have an excuse for not running sideways what with the future being all cramped and such.

The most remarkable thing about that movie is the fact that the leads got married IRL, considering the fact that they had zero on-screen chemistry whatsoever.

Nothing in that film was as bad as Die Hard 5's attempt at recreating the Gruber-falling shot from Die Hard with Aussie Beefcake #270

Was there even any orange in vanilla Blade Runner?

The Hampton Fancher sounds like some sort of serial killer.

Maybe she doesn't want sects.

Remember my birthday?

The Lion King.

I liked it in Die Hard 5 where they has a magical machine which let them walk around Chernobyl.

The people behind Intervention must be kicking themselves. They could have done an A-list episode of their show in Bali or wherever.

Where is video? I want to see what Aardvark Dowd looks like.