His Bronson is majestic.

Wearing a body paint blue "YES".

Maybe in PotC 5 they can discover Boston and Captain Jack invented America and he also writes a jaunty pirate version of Sweet Caroline and Guinness and I don't know where I'm going with this.

I saw Book Of Mormon in London Town this weekend and Timmy and Helena B-C were there. They both looked really really old.

Fuck you for dissing Chiklis.

Does the chair make any wisecracks?

When I grow up, I want to be a busty brunette med student.

They did this on Frisky Dingo.

I saw Gatsby and walked the fuck out after twenty minutes or so.

It's when he hangs out with his Aardvark kin.

Grunge is bad music.

You internet jerks all got bored of him him and bored of "Winning" when that dumpy Korean temptress came horseying along. No wonder he went to another race.

FUCK NEPTR

One Last Job is on the internet.

They got One Republic at one of their functions.

So THIS is what Tobias and Rabin left to do.

I hope that kid does OK.

Saddlesore Galactica is 13 years old now. I am one Saddlesore Galactica away from being 40 (:(

They should book all of the celebs into the recording studio at once on one of these things and then schedule it so that they all walk out together just as Billy West shows up to do another M&Ms commercial.

He should do a video show with Aardvark Dowd and then maybe we'd get the first good AVC video series.