It was originally called "Peter", but FFC changed the kid's name so he'd always keep the memories of the many hours he spent masturbating in front of the fire with Robin Williams.

Shannon Doherty is one troubled lady.

Rabin's finest moment was when he posited that FFC edited out "Line?" from that scene.

LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING WASP SQUARES

This is you: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I knew one guy who liked it and he was a total loser whose wife left him.

Maybe she was using it as solar panels.

We'll just loosen all the bolts.

I know, somewhere, deep down in it's heart, A&E still loves Intervention

You think that's bad?

Thanks to Obama, AMERICANS are the minority in AMerica now. On two fronts because of immigration and because he made being American a crime.

Janine Ditullo: American Hero.

TVDW is mad at this show because they're not airing the AVC episode they did where he vanquished all the writers because it had too much horrifying violence even for Fox.

Is this a show about the theme song from Smallville? That song should have its own show. It could be about how it's married to the theme song from One Tree Hill now and they adopt the Carrie Diaries theme and I don't know where I'm going with this.

At the end he was going to dance lessons all along.

So who are the gangsteriest minorities in America now? Is it the Russians?

I liked it when the helicopter killed all the people.

"Dad, I…"

Danny Gallagher is the non-gangsta Sean o'Neal

GRANTLAND IS LA