I don't know, I think wasting away from a terrible illness because your parents are dumber than two sackfuls of hammers is pretty fucking hilarious.

This is a pretty good mop.

Seriously, it's like he sealed himself up in a cave or something.

This just in, they're also changing his name to Herbert Davies. And he'll be fighting aliens. On Pluto.

And like THAT -
[poof]
hes' gone!

I'll need to see a Behind The Meme video before I can accept that.

http://latimesblogs.latimes…

Esa es una gran pila de mierda.

What's with the paper money? If the series taught me anything, it's that in the wizarding world even grown adults who can apparently walk upright and feed themselves can't figure out how to use it.

Drinking.

Bring back dick of cock yadda yadda

That's off topic?

I'm down.

When they come for Leno, I'm going to go full out Julie Delpy in Europa, Europa.

" derided Fallon’s emphasis on “goofy gimmicks that are meant to go viral online” over illuminating conversations with actors promoting something. "

It means you're a big star!

I call it potaTOE salad, because I'm illiterate. And topical.

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Gentle Herpes' French Lox

This is the second article here that made me want to give this guy money.