For Now, We Toast - At The Drive-In
The Day Everything Became Nothing - NoMeansNo
Uhhh - Lemonheads
Broke - Modest Mouse
The Last In A Line - Appleseed Cast

I'll pay you to burn them. Name your price.

This chick Marla Singer did not have testicular cancer.

This but unironically.

This reboot will make you a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Mai-ass-is-sore-us

UFC: Velociraptor

Why would they do that?

The first and the last, the beginning and the end, the dik and the chu.

Well, they once played a disrespectful version of "Happy Birthday To You" at his birthday party.

I agree with much of the broad strokes sentiment with regard to liberal hypocrisy, but like so many others he then goes on to defend the wrongest person possible, and whatever useful message vis a vis the aforementioned hypocrisy is completely lost in the chorus of, "Lol, WHAT?"

Naw, man. It ain't white boy day.

What do you want to eat the house with?

http://www.theonion.com/art…

Lol. Well, no I guess not. I was just trying to emphasize the
naked-bodies-slamming-against-each-other-while-somehow-lacking-any-eroticism
nature of it.

I want to like this show, but it's a bit of a snooze.

Ignore him, he's drunk.

THIS DISH IS SO COLD EVEN THREE BEARS WOULDN'T LEAVE IT ON THE TABLE.

Someone post the George C. Scott version.

Well, apparently this show needs a new host. Do you enjoy yelling at people?