You really shouldn't drink and fly.

Eh, she always had that landing strip thing going on. Stupid looking.

You caught me.

Yeah that's the one where three ghosts show up and tell Scrooge he's doing great, stay the course.

Acid rain. Drug addiction. International terrorism. Freeway killers. Now, more than ever…we must remember the true meaning of Christmas.

Yay boobs.

I should really buckle down one weekend and just marathon it. For educational purposes.

Getting pounded in the ass, mostly.

She was Secretary of the Interior under Carter.

She's quite attractive, but all I ever saw of her porn was the
two-guys-crudely-pound-me-in-the-ass-while-I-yell variety. Kind of
unappealing.

American movies are filled with assassinations and executions, just like North Korea.

I hate it when you refer to yourself in the third person.

I'm high as fuck but that's not new.

Zimmerman Flew/Tyler Knew

I hope they bust out some new numbers.

Go dry or go home.

That Quaker Oatmeal is some powerful shit.

I'll defend Tim Allen from time to time. It was his show I hated, not him.

So, he finally dumped Saddam?

Truly a cruel and hateful God