In their defense, that storyline included a Wilson-hosted gloryhole.

Crucifucks

Well, you never want to bite the Schweddy Balls.

I'd rather Burton Mercer's Orange Whip

Bag O' Glass

Take the cake, city yankee.

You had me at "…"

Unitarians in control of the international banking system is a frightening prospect.

You've what?

His platform will amount to "If I was fighting ISIS, they'd all have their asses kicked by now."

dr-r-r-ra-cah-rees

True Blood: Turn off the Boobs

seconded

Great I get to do three of these today

Well, it depends on what you're into. I, for example, am perfectly comfortable discussing my entirely non-creepy thing for women in p-coats holding cans of WD-40.

Perfectly - The Anniversary
Hot Wire My Heart - Sonic youth
Take On Me - Cap'n Jazz
The Well and the Lighthouse - Arcade Fire
Safe European Home - The Clash

And just when Guy Smiley was finally getting used to the 24 hour news cycle.

I could never understand Bjork inspiring someone to blow their brains out before, but now it's becoming clear.

You absolutely had me at "life's undecided major."

I used to know a guy from Slave Lake, Alberta. That's the other Slave Lake, though. They've got a lot of slave lakes in Canada.