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    You're off the case, Boner Time!

    I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro…

    I'll take "Anal Bum Cover" for $7,000.

    IT'S A FREAKIN HAMMER

    See You Next Wednesday

    Probably has something to do with magnets.

    No, it's still the same.

    Neither. It's just wrong.

    Finally, a book I don't have to add to this increasingly long list.

    All those Hollywood nights can really do things to a filmmaker's brain. There nothing for it.

    Nuv nuv, ngeD tu'lu' vaj mach.

    Like that would work.

    Trying to keep out those clowns in congress before they do it again.

    I really had to pudong my thinking cap to come up with a pun this time.

    Thai stick to just one or two a day, personally.

    Some snake in the grass no doubt.

    Said Snoop Dogg in Half Baked.

    I'll dank you not to disparage the pun threads.

    12.) Pease

    He's the brother from Moving Violations, right?