Well, have you looked in a mirror lately?

I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to enjoy murals of their attractive cousins.

In fairness, isn't Eugene everybody's Shelbyville?

A wookiee?

Or John Lydon

Sounds like the producers golgotha proverbial cold feet with this one.

No, but yes.

Or "Heat of the Moment"

I hope whoever does "In A Big Country" has the cojones to use real bagpipes.

I have to pee.

Oh, that's what it is. I couldn't put my finger on what was right, so right, with the world.

"all it took was putting all the X-Men movies into one movie, then adding more X-Men."

The AV Club
What pretentious fuckin' bullshit

Call me a vegetarian, because I only fuck houseplants!

If that kitten ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

I liked it when Morrisey mimicked steering a boat with his cock.

There's not statute of limitations on the murder of my libido.

"You cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that."

That movie's better than it has any right to be.

Well done on the Dunn pun.