Est sur la table!

Mange mes briefs, Canada!

Avatar: Turn Off the Dark

That's what I keep telling people, but they insist that I just look old.

I swear to God, will pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans.

Look Xanderpuss, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

That makes sense, she's very likeable.

One well-dressed fuckin' Ant Man knows where you're fuckin' cute little butt's hiding, huh?

A disappointed mom is a terrifying thing.

Someone blows their load, and you want to keep it?

Kids can have fun in the Beachworld Sandbox while mom and dad enjoy the sophisticated tastes of our Michelin star-rated Survivor Type Bar and Grill!

Any of the ones that played like really heavy handed satire twenty years ago and now resemble a documentary. Oh, wait…

I specter to do great things.

Two adorable little tykes enter, one scarred for life child leaves.

Sometimes I feel like I'm living in a Paul Verhoeven science fiction film.

Where's Chester?

Well, we cervelat of them up here at the AV Club.

*dials furiously

Hey!

ARE we talking about pissy? I'm pretty pissy.