Why bother voting when the global political process is so obviously controlled by Big Meat? And by "Big Meat," I mean my dick.

I don't remember a robotic toad.

And I have to assume all the remakes and franchise reboots have been caused by that vibrating buttplug you like so much.

He's still mad at us for making fun of Tim Tebow.

The Fugitive 2: Always Bet On Black

Can't it be both?

Didn't you just describe season 2?

28 straight minutes of Nadine and the drapes. Open, closed, open, closed, open, closed, open, closed…

I hope the new footage is all Gordon. Just 90 fucking minutes of Lynch yelling at the camera.

I haven't seen Frozen - what is "creepy" about it being popular in Japan?

I sphincter choice of subject matter is questionable.

The Franco Connection

Ah, you're right. Yeah there was a bit of that. More in the books.

That's awesome because it's my all-time favorite MM song and more often than not when I tell people that they're all like, "What song?" and I'm all like, "You suck!"

Are there any characters that haven't been creepily 'shipped on the internet?

And bodily fluids.

No. Other than the Lannister twins, there is a scene in the book and show where these two characters have some inappropriate moments, but it's the sister actually playing a crude joke on her brother (who doesn't recognize her).

Oh, and they just had to be younger, too.

It's never worked for me, but I'm determined to make it happen.

But of course it is a game. The Game of Bones.