Dammit, the pun thread is below.
Dammit, the pun thread is below.
Yes you may have gotten into your date's famous bowl.
Well, yes, if she beats me up and I go to the hospital, our prom night will certainly be one we both remember.
"Hippogriffs are dangerous! The mandrakes are going to kill someone!"
And that's a print. We're all done here.
WHERE'S THE DAMN CORKSCREW??!
Nice
I've never seen the new Manchurian Candidate, but AV Club gave it a good review as well as a "Watch This."
I always thought "drowning" was enough to make him angry.
It's not just a problem with horror movies. The idea that mystery and/or ambiguity are good things is lost on many filmmakers.
Man speaks with his nosecock
I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat.
* Bear sees Bonnie Grape, laments missed opportunity
This is the best news I've heard all week.
Black students? At Hogwarts?
I can't understand how that place hasn't been sued into a smoldering hole in the ground.
And he's dead. Besides, Dzhokhar was still an active participant and had plenty to do with causing it.
Watches
Freddy Kruger has a nicer ass than I remember.