Sticking plastic explosives in his waistband only makes him 'splodier.

And Dzhokhar Tsarnaev wins for causing the Boston Marathon bombing.

I am also "persistently difficult," but only when my girlfriend insists we watch Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

*more laughter

Well, now he knows the formula for making a commercially successful film while staying true to his art: more swearing.

The Academics page has no link to the library. If they don't have Basic Hexes for the Busy and Vexed, I don't want to enroll.

He looka lika pinko.

Watching that scene, I was immediately put in mind of the P.A.G.A.N. festival in Dragnet.

When Todd realizes she's made her escape it'll be like Vader finding out Padme was dead.

Yes, and believe it or not "stabbing" and "hacking" are actually two different genres.

Because [FARTS]

Shatner version or GTFO

I'll be in my bunk.

Ata girl

You had me at "hat possibilities."

Sounds like someone has seen Friday the 13th Part 2.

I hear you. I personally can't stand it when people like things. Things are stupid.

Hodor

Hollywood pushing it's radical gay agenda again.

He'll get the idea.