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    A pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.

    As far as I can tell, Obamacare destroyed America altogether last year, and now it's doing it AGAIN this year.

    They need to pull themselves up by their oppression bootstraps.

    Next time yell, "The Numbers Station sucked!"

    Right off!

    So, two people saw that movieā€¦

    You seem to be misspelling "Fronch."

    Carl, I've been going to these detentions for two months. I'm no dummy.

    Listen to Gulag, puny humans.

    I've always liked John Cusack, but when I hear about him badmouthing the SSH films, I get to wanting to punch him in his goddamn nose.

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess "loud."

    Tyrion Lannister
    Marla Singer
    E.T.
    Han Solo
    Bender
    I don't want to get drunk with Hank Schrader, but I do want to get drunk on Schraderbrau.
    Chief Brody
    Hans Gruber

    Lancel: Oh Gods. Oh, let me out.

    I'll have you know that we Irishmen also eat other things, like boiled beef and occasionally mutton.

    "More porn stars" will be his answer to everything.

    Where one is slowly brought to orgasm over a thousand years.

    Colon

    These fuckers are just pretending to be pathetic nerds. I am not impressed.

    *knocks on BonerTime's window and waves

    Let's hide him with his closest living relatives. He'll be practically invisible!