Lamprey pie also make me really gassy.

Let's hope its eventual arrival will be equally spectacular.

Well, as I understand it, the aging writer, in case he dies, has told the producers how it will end: ass sex.

420 smoke weed everyday

The writers aren't important, what they need is a director with just the right visual style to really breathe life into all the heart-pounding climbing scenes.

My daughter is named Bodkin, you jerk.

What kills me about this is that it turns out "Dirk" is his real name.

Obama

You truly belong here with us among the capes.

I hope they bring back those capes, because that's definitely what the SciFi version was sorely lacking.

(Mideast Peace in) Jeopardy!

It's like Double Dare, but with bukkake.

BonerTime Comments on Stock Photos is my favorite meme.

He asks the impossible!

“It’s all about the screenplay,” Horn said. “It has to be screenplay, screenplay, screenplay, so we're shooting before it's finished."

They all are.

He's a model citizen.

Ha! Suckers! I subscribe to HBO and it's totally worth it!

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The Goonies: The Desolation of Sloth