This whole thing feels like an admission of wrongdoing.

I know how Nick will cleanse: booze.

Well, yeah.

Possible Response:
- Yes/No
- Or What?
- Go Away
- Please Come Back Later
- Get Off My Lawn

This makes me so angry I want to chew my own foot off.

Tushie

Nice

Dik the War Pig. I like it.

Not when it's boner time.

I tried courtesy, but that fat fuck needs to be shamed into dieting, obviously.

"Well, I haven't been voted Worst Employee in America lately…"

Someone post a link to a bad sausage company.

For-profit prison industry is at it again.

Nowadays?

If you're looking for a really disappointing vacation, you can get the Dalton Deluxe.

They give you the opportunity to not have sex with Lynn-Holly Johnson.

Chase Roger Moore up the Eiffel Tower!

Sub-creatures! Diddy the Gozerian, PDiddy the Destructor, Puff Daddy Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!

You forgot Frank Booth's Pussy Heaven.

Poop Doody. His name should be Poop Doody.