That joke really sank.

I've spent some time in Canada. The answer is yes and no.

2017

This time it's a Tanzanian invasion, because fuck it.

They got a writer for this?

I really have no desire to see you die in a fire. Personally, Dik, I think you're alright, and hope you die peacefully while sleeping at the age of 104.

I'm the worst pothead I know, and I have never seen a C&C movie in its entirety.

In Fond Remembrance of the Departed Richard Marin and Thomas Chong, Beloved of Friends and Family

I remember when my first dog died. He was still pretty young, but he had liver disease and had to be euthanized. That was awfully sad. For me.

I get all movies confused with The Shrimp On The Barbie.

Finally saw The Hunger Games this weekend, and it was okay.

This is what I woke up to this morning. I never got to see them live, stuff just kept getting in the way, and they seemed so eternal. I always figured I'd get around to it.

I was a fan since The Guiding Light. RIP

Not just that, he hated being lionized in general.

True story.

He probably would.

I may have totally misunderstood Kurt Cobain, but it seems to me he would have just hated this idea.

Can't I do both?

I don't have kids but I still have painfully awkward memories of watching Revenge of the Nerds with my mother when I was like ten.

OH