I think we finally figured out what DEFCON 1 is.

Oprah's not here to say please. Oprah's here to tell you what to do.

Party Down South really shouldn't be taking all the blame here. Pensacola's reputation has been in ruins ever since that stupid goddamn ending to Contact.

I'd happily pay $15K for one of Inez's clay pots, carefully detailed with lots of paint and glaze.

Cheating, Tity. For shame.

I was literally born a grizzled elderly ex-steelworker.

It was the BET Awards, jackass.

Why would I go see this? I mean really, without The Beef it's just a bunch of big robots and explosions.

Why would I go see this? I mean really, without The Beef it's just a bunch of big robots and explosions.

Bernie, Bernie, where are you you idiot!

And like Playboy, are you also lying to us and actually peruse Radio Shack to perv on the hot, hot employees?

They should never have kept asking for my phone number like that.

Maybe you are.

DJ 3000

Memes within memes

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How can you expect a volcano movie to wow audiences without Pierce Brosnan?

Seems the Germans haven't quite given up their annexing hobby.

Turns out, it's neither.

It's polystyrene. I'm sure of it. I think.