It should have been about big men. In tights. Both physically and mentally.

And they won't be as phony as a three dollar bill.

Of course they speak Draconic in What.

I am loving McConaughey these days.

Turns out he's Finnish. And a woman.

This really made my day, thank you.

The only vapor I've let go recently is my soul, poured out through my skin in a desperation to flee this vale of tears.

If you don't recall fans rebelling against this album when it was released, you simply weren't paying attention.

The Black album isn't SO bad, but it definitely represents a departure in terms of style and execution that marks a dividing line for many people.

I did so love teaching the apprentices at the Jedi Academy, many of them were unfortunate, cast-off little boys and girls who would do anything for a candy bar…

That was pretty good, but what will you write next year?

He's got narrow shoulders and dan-druff!

She'll be in her bunk.

I kept expecting an American Flyers sequel in the wake of the Lance Armstrong scandal, and I'm so disappointed.

I'll be wating for the DVD, for reasons I'd rather not get into right now.

Y'know what? That didn't cheer me up at all.

Cats, gifs, and child sex. It's the internet, get used to it.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.

Sounds like she may be a little oversensitive.

Sounds…flamboyant.