Please please please let this happen.

You're thinking of Celine Dion. Bieber was decanted in Saskatoon.

It would have been better if it was a Spanish Pantalones jacket.

He's an immature adult and a lousy parent.

Hey boys will be boys, but Miley Cyrus is a whore.

Don't you mean "we" Pauli? Come on now…

I'm here to discharge my duty as an official AV Club Pun Participant.

You are so rubles, baby.

I want to get in this Pussy. Riot.

They've done it again.

Try logging out and logging back in. I don't think it will help, but I do it 30 times a day so it's all I've got.

Making fun of curling is SO 1990s.

That's weird, I figured he'd fight a woman.

Being from Boston, I'm basically just waiting for the reports to start coming in.

[dives under desk]

Rancid - International Cover-Up
Sebadoh - Brand New Love
Queens of the Stone Age - Another Love Song
Freak Scene - Dinosuar Jr.
Stigmata - Ministry

Everyone in my apartment is sick but me, and I'm getting awfully nervous.

I ended up with this horrible, dangerous job often.

Also worked at McDs in high school, and yes.

That's why I need to be drunk as fuck before I'll eat the McRib.