What the flip-jump are you talking about?

Don't be fatuous, Whovian.

Fucking amateurs.

Do you have healthcare coverage, America? Because if you do, you could always use a little more, right? I mean, who couldn't? But you wanna know something? I got the feeling…you ain't got any. Am I right or am I right? Or amirite? Amarah?

Nuptualsi Traditioso!

Cheney

Mexicanis Expulsio!

Sweet living fuck, it's Ned Ryerson.

Yeah, okay, fine, but who ends up with Hermione?

It seems all the boozehounds are getting Kim Deal.

I decided I liked these things today when I took the Which Star Trek Character quiz and got Riker.

DRAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It doesn't matter if they win, this is all about the thrill of the fight.

When he looks in the mirror and sees Mark Harmon, he's going to freak the fuck out.

People like Breaking Bad?

Where do hags go?
The Hog's Head.
Oh, okay, thanks.

I would've been all over Luna Lovegood. Freaky and hopelessly suggestible rolled up into one weirdo package.

In a soon to be released appendix, she also turns out to be the only one not divorced by the age of 40.

Sorry, that was awful.

This was pretty terrible, except for the Pacer thing.