The only reason to own the Singles soundtrack.

*can't stop laughing

Lady Rev has insisted that I stop drinking so much on the weekends. I am sad now.

Come now, there's nothing quite like a molded rubber ass to really bring out the tears and self-hatred. Never settle for anything less.

Your mom told me she finds it weird and frustrating. Different strokes, I guess.

SOME of us are looking for a little more than just sex. With a horse.

Kerosene - Big Black
Violent Execution - Sebadoh
Long Days - NoMeansNo
Drunken Butterfly - Sonic Youth
Voyeur - Blink 182 (shut up)

That's not very romantic DBag.

I know it's not something the south generally sees, but it's still hard for me to take it seriously when I see the newscasts trying so desperately to make it look like some sort of raging blizzard when it's clearly a light snowfall with good visibility.

You suck!

Seems like your pun thread moonstruck out.

Okay, so I checked IMDB and it turns out that two of the producers of Ghostbusters also produced Beethoven's 2nd - which I saw at a drive-in double feature with Jurassic Park in 1994. So it has to be that.

Fucking Mansfield. Okay, fine, but they'd better play Shout at the Devil, goddammit.

There's a kernel of truth to that.

Dodgson?

I don't think we have to worry about ball in a cup, because the ball's on a string that's attached to the cup.

Awesome things about Night of the Comet:

Yes, and all of them.

In Johnny Mnemonic, Reeves is wearing the good acting helmet, so it's clearly the superior film.

Do girls poop?