He'll always schedule an opening for me.

Jim Gaffigan probably has an opening in his schedule.

It seems to me if you had a "personal passion" for a well made animated film, you wouldn't seek to exploit it by making a pointless live-action adaptation so you can syphon some of the potential profits off for yourself. But that's just my personally passionate view on the matter.

It's really just a remake of the Terminator, but with Kung Fu.

You have to have an entirely different curve for The Following. Mr. Sims is simply assuming that there are worse episodes to come this season, which is entirely reasonable.

I want to see the story of his time between working for Victor Maitland and Gus Fring.

So she's basically going to be the crusty old dean antagonist?

"This hypothesis sounds like the work of the people that thought the Large Hadron Collider would eat us all alive."

Valuable advertising time.

It's not the end of the world until you hear "Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!" booming through the sky. Until then, everything is A-Okay.

True story.

Did I ever tell you about the time I actually sat through Alexander?

Hey I've got another great story about Olyphantastic that relates to this!

Do you like…stuff?

Okay, he was once beaten up by twins, back in summer camp, with sexy results.

God, I hate nooners.

Good ol' Grimey.

And I taped it.

True story: my two best and oldest friends in the world are twin brothers I met in high school, and they're completely unreliable assholes.

Hello Dr. Lecter