If they don't kill that creepy Sherri and Terri duo, I'm going to be pissed. And scared. They scare me.

Cookie Dough Oreo is like the Double Down of cookies.

Yeah, I've heard that. It was just the obvious joke to make.

They're pretty scary.

I'm such an acrophobe that just writing a comment on this article is making me nervous.

"Imposter syndrome"

I'm really cool about sexual predators myself. There's nothing I love more than rape. I also hate women. Like, a lot.

As Good As It Gets was popular.

I also feel that Two Moon Junction was very exploitative, but I've made my peace with that.

Is that a problem for you? Maybe we should do something else this weekend.

I'm definitely scared of robot projectionists, because they're made of metal, and robot projectionists are strong.

Well, I guess that's why they call it a "way homer."

As usual, I read that as "fleshlight."

Did you ever hear that story about how Wiseau ran on to the set one day with a big pile of shit in his hand and said, "Hey! Look what I almost stepped in?"

Thud-thud, amirite?

Oh. My. God.

Here, write this down:
b-u-g-g-e-r-o-f-f

Driving Miss Daisy

Classic Fox.

And a google image search reveals nothing!