They make up with numbers what they lack in unkillability.

1.) Break out of prison
2.) Kidnap wife
3.) ????????????
4.) Publish!

The only believable thing on the show is the conceit that starting a cult, and planning and executing a byzantine murder-cult prison break revenge scenario and reunion with your estranged wife and child using dozens of people throughout the country, including law enforcement officials, is actually easier than writing…

Oh, you can't do it that way. The reviews just aren't the same without the taste of bile in the back of your throat.

*Matthew Gray Gubler plays with his hair and recites a statistic

So which is Rex Country?

That doesn't make a lot of sense.

Some of your best friends are racist?

One of the things about that scene that always really stood out for me was not necessarily its brutality, but it's clumsiness. Travis basically fucks it all up, the whole sorry episode is a clusterfuck of incompetence. In an exploitative film, the lone hero shouldn't have any trouble killing off three mostly unarmed…

Just looks like

He looks like he's trying to be Lenny Kravitz.

Truth be told, this probably is a good story. Just not a good opera.

Sounds like it's time for a booting.

Could this be the end of Two and a Half Men? So tragic!

So I guess The Price Is Right is the one good thing about being raised in Massachusetts.

My TMD has been acting up a lot lately. I hate the way it creeps up on me.

Noted!

No, sadly, it's five bucks.

HA! I'm leaving it like that.

Fucking Lightning Bolt.