I would totally buy a Sad Adult Happy Meal.

Why does everyone hate MRAs so much? They seem like nice guys.

Really. The outcry from all this is really triggering me.

That's like eating a candy bark with a knife and fork. Seriously.

It's definitely not an easy place to get to.

I know it seems discriminatory, but what people are forgetting here is that girls don't matter.

I haven't gotten a legitimate cold in years, I don't know why. Or the flu. Given my pretty unhealthy lifestyle, I can only imagine it's like that Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns has so many illnesses that they cancel each other out.

I'd be sure to as well if it were my home planet.

YES MRS TITY BOI WE'RE JUST TALKING

Hold on a second, I have to log out and log back in…

Liked for clown shoes.

Went to the Harpoon Brewery on my birthday and it was actually fun. Left with a large jug of Imperial IPA. I didn't even know half of the beers they make.

What happened to Hat?

Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels) - Arcade Fire
Disappearing Boy - Green Day
The River - Steelpole Bathtub
The Passenger - Iggy Pop
Coolidge - Descendents

Maybe

Okay, that's pretty awesome

I love Bizarro so much, but I've never liked that track. Does that make me a bad person? It does, doesn't it?

THAT IS A TRADE SECRET!

Also probably a little more jerky.

Do you need to add ricin to stevia to kill someone?