I haven't drunk nearly enough beer for the last couple weeks. I need to get my fucking priorities straight.

Ushers aren't in the wedding party?

There!

Well, they're necessary for me to jerk off with.

His fat children.

DOCTOR Cosby is surely referring to all the new shows nowadays, with the young people having sex and the drinking and the drugging and swearing and not doing your laundry as opposed to the appropriate kind of comedy where parents admonish their children for getting a haircut they don't like.

Like 15 grandfathers.

Full Figured Albert and the Reasonable Standards Crew.

But Harrington is NOT stoic. He's an obnoxious emo kid. Can you really buy Kit Harrington as the you-know-what at the end of this upcoming season. He's poison.

Kit Harrington: Bad casting choice for GoT, or worst casting choice for GoT?

Yes, because that's all there has been.

"There is no possible way anyone will get tired of Ron Burgundy oversaturation in the next month."
Nope, not a chance. No way.

Don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.

Someone hasn't seen Fight Club?

That's nothing. Miley Cyrus' new album contains a live bullfrog.

Can't believe I actually got 6 downvotes for this. What a bunch of fucking jackasses. Oh, did I insult you precious comic books? Fuck right the fuck off.

YOU'RE mean!

We'll give those kids a what-for.

His very first clients should be the publishers of Taint Magazine.

I hope the subtext delves deeply into the sociological implications of the fact that they're made of metal, and robots are strong.