Do we call this new pair-up "Buddy?"

Hang on, I'm looking for it…

Jesus Christ, Hero, we've heard enough about your first marriage. Fuck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

As it happens, yes.

If there's one thing punks L-U-V, it's Madonna.

What's this Arab doing playing at an NFL game anyway?

*Flops dick down on the counter.

"a"?

What does that mean? Is that a show?

I will be the Antipope that stands in defiance against the ABB Vatican.

Wait, what?

Wait, though - won't the Saul spinoff inaugurate a new age? Won't it be 1 BCS  or something?

I'm so glad he actually got my letter.

I'd like to see a plotline where Ichabod slowly succumbs to the trappings of the modern world, becoming a fat, lazy, beer swilling American TV enthusiast. He should wear one of those beer hats, like Woody Harrelson in that episode of Sprockets.

Anybody else?

I'm sorry, but the heat-death of the universe is a knee-slapper.

It's worth a thousand prayers.

Nekkid?

Probably still be better than The Mindy Project.