I hate these shows, but I was glad that it was on when I got to watch Julia Louis-Dreyfus' acceptance speech with Tony Hale.

Is he taking a dump?

Is this a musical table?

I think that's still true, Ricky.

Flint publications routinely offer signed panties of their cover girls right there in the spread. I know this because a dude told me.

Swarm swarm!

I'll put a post-it on the cover that reads, "tread lightly."

Thing to thing!

He hated the Romans for being puny humans.

My Fleshlight is a big, emo crybaby.

I would LOVE that copy of Leaves of Grass. Straight to the bathroom.

Baby steps, right?

They should cast Mark Strong.

It'll be a disaster. And still better than the prequels.

Ew-bacca

I started reading the article, and I was interested. Reading on, I became very interested. Then very, very interested. Then very, very, very interested. Then suddenly, I lost interest.

The safety word is "Daaaaaaaaark Siiiiiide."

That's realty quintain funhouse.

Say my name.

Unwanted biographers, are in my house.