After they went their separate ways.

I read it aloud.  It sounds terrible too.

Are you P Diddy lamenting the loss of Biggie, or are you just a person who owned a canine?

Kanye Rosenblum?

@avclub-a43012a332fc066e7ecf57a9b678fb51:disqus That's a great bio for whatever dating site you're using.

(has Dean's Dream)

When you're in your young 20's, that lyric just punches you in the face.  Such a great song.

The Tenenbaums?  The Brady Bunch?  So I guess I'm the only one who's read "Wuthering Heights."

OICUP on the back of my G-ride lets the ladies know I have a sense of humor, but it's also slightly sexual, so it lets them know I'm open for business and am kind of freaky.

Those were fucking horrible.

Let's par-blarrrggggg!

You said what we all were thinking, @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus .

That was my first thought too, @avclub-9802e9f46fa34faab35e567f12cd5608:disqus .

Take out the talking animal part, and "Tah-dah!": every sitcom ever.

No Pyyramids review?

FYI, @avclub-230e46d19fe78a6c8dc715659a7188d7:disqus : I have a liberal arts degree.  
For the last time, I don't have a problem with the degree.  It's not about the degree. I have a problem with the fact that people think a degree equals a job.  It does not.  There's a reason people list their degree last on their…

I'm sorry guys.  I'm just in a bad mood and am hypocritically taking it out on you instead of myself.  I'll stop being an ass.

It's not necessarily about the degree, @avclub-eee6e49e09ab1c283e2d7689d45a7b4b:disqus . In many cases, I think a college degree is the biggest rip-off waste of money there is.  How many 99%ers were decrying the evilness of the banks while drowning in student loans? (The professors in my neighborhood are always…

Was that right about the time people started graduating with Library Sciences and Sociology degrees, @avclub-eee6e49e09ab1c283e2d7689d45a7b4b:disqus ?  Weren't those the same people that thought they were smarter than their bosses (who were all dicks and douches), but demanded a 6-figure salary right out of college?

Youuuuuuuuuu . . . *wags finger* 
I tell ya' . . . sometimes.