Hmmm. . . You know? You're right.  It is more like Green Gay.

Burger King stole my girlfriend back in 2005.  When I finally won her back, she had diabetes.

I was at a Whole Foods in Chicago in the check-out line.  Across the store, I see Josh Modell and Keith Phipps walk in.  I thought, "That's pretty random and cool, and when I turned around a moment later to be sure it was them, I came face to face with Vince Vaughn, who was standing in line behind me.   That dude is…

Needs more Adam Sandler.

Is it as easy to get in a fender-bender in the Siberian tundra as it is on a lonesome stretch of desert highway, as the commercial suggests?

No Tank, no read.

"and have every write to say stuff "

So now we're picking on fuckwits?! How dare you sir.  The term is "judgmentally challenged."  I volunteer my Saturdays at the arthouse theatre down the street rehabilitating the judgmentally challenged, only to have your unpolitically correct ass dismiss them with such hate words. How dare you!
Fuckwits may have no…

Hey . . .  you're starting to sound like one of those ugly hairy lesbian feminazis that @avclub-8960b60364cfbb5ea071c2507704fb2a:disqus was talking about.

I learned she spends most of her time commenting on a pop culture website.

I totally agree, @avclub-8960b60364cfbb5ea071c2507704fb2a:disqus .  It's good to see another commenter that sees how these caricatures can cause us to glom onto false perceptions without thoroughly evaluating them.

*barfs on Studebaker Hawk's unoriginal avatar*

*barfs on first time poster Studebaker Hawk's rip-off avatar*

< - - - It made me barf out of my nose.

*barfs*

*barfs*

Metacontextual vomiting from pseudo-tertiary fan that just ate two chorizo tacos.

Hueeellllpph!
Fast fooooollllgghhh!

*barfs*

*barfs*
*with Mark Knofler*