I liked most of the levels of Sonic the Hedgehog 2, but Metropolis Zone has almost all of the game's most annoying enemies, it's too long, and it has a hard boss that can actually still kill you after you've defeated it.

Not quite enough: 1968 and 1982, respectively. What surprised me more to find when I looked up the dates is that 2061 (1987) and 3001 (1997) were only ten years apart; I would have guessed closer to 20.

Only the Friends of the Parks deal in absolutes!

Shave-and-a-haircut, Jon's back!

Pierre Menard, Author of the Love Will Tear Us Apart

From the title alone, I thought this was about Cantor, and while Ramanujan is a great subject for a biopic, I have to admit I'm a little disappointed it's not exactly what you just described.

The video game of The Warriors was pretty good THE BEST.

1985: Legitimate US production and sale of Quaalude discontinued.
1985: Richard Dawson steps down as host of Family Feud.

I had a nearly perfect "good" game in Fallout:NV (essentially, all the NCR and WIld Card quests completed to the extent possible), with the exception of a quest where one of the quest items apparently fell out of the gameworld and couldn't be collected. I removed the quest from the log by stealthily murdering the…

24 Hours of LeMans-Ade.

I imagine it was one of the few times "harshing our mellow" has been ever said in complete seriousness.

"I am shocked, shocked to find that daily fantasy football from Draft Kings is going on in here!"

The whiskey is Jack Daniel's, possessive, because its creator was Jack Daniel, with no "s." I realize I might be fighting a losing battle here.

I took it as a hemophilia joke, though I'm curious why they specified princess, since Crown Prince Alexei was the famous Romanov hemophiliac.

Apollo did have a history of not taking fights nearly as seriously as his opponent. But of course, it was heroic when Rocky turned a Bicentennial publicity stunt into a 15-round slugfest that left both fighters hospitalized.

♫ She's the Ex-Crazy Girlfriend!
She's the Ex-Crazy Girlfriend!
No longer broken inside! ♫

This isn't what happened last week! Have you all got amnesia? They just cheated us! This isn't fair! HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCK-A-DOODIE TOMB!

"Do you know the human head weighs eight pounds?"

You've Nidhogged most of the good puns already.

HULK BORN TO AN EXTRAORDINARY FATE. HULK BORN TO DISCOVER THE FALSEHOOD OF HULK OWN OPINIONS, AND TO COUNTERACT, BY HULK SMASH, HULK MOST FAVORITE MAXIMS.