In personal Trump-related news, I got called antisemitic in Rehab today because I won't vote for Trump.

Incidentally, it is the title of my autobiography.

I like how his power is a really intense staring contest that makes bad guys feel REALLY bad about what they did. SHAME SHAME SHAME!

My Ghost Rider don't drive no goddamn car.

I don't know how every contestant missed King. I thought that one was pretty easy.

Chickens are undead fucking monsters. I KNEW IT.

I watched Hateful 8 for the very first time and fucking loved every second of it. A Western mashed up with The Thing? FUCKING YES PLEASE. I'm excited for a second viewing.

Lone Wolf and Cub is so much fun. All that arterial spray!

The gorilla! That is one of my favorites to laugh at too.

FUCK YOU 50 SHADES FOR DETHRONING THE STAR WAR!

I'm glad the footage of this never surfaced.

I've been writing for papers for the better part of a decade..shit, OVER a decade. For I am an old. I'm very, very rarely bothered by a story. Jaded? Sure. Sociopath? Perhaps.

hahaha "I, Tanya?!"

Guess who got his 60 day coin at AA this morning!? Go on, guess!

Wooo degloving!

Oh man, ice in the deep fryer is the WMD of food-service warfare. You leave the enemy maimed so his or her comrades have to cross the lines to tend to their wounded. Then it is a close-range squeeze bottle/sink sprayer massacre! THE SUN NEVER SETS ON BACK OF THE HOUSE!

The Ewok!

This sounds awful. It distills all of my least favorite pop culture things about the 90s, jizzes neon awfulness all over them and then wraps it all up with some crass marketing stunts.

I found Requiem really disturbing. What an ugly flick.

Doctor Gonzo could probably take a Predator mano y mano. I'd watch that movie.