In the past I would sometimes disavow my principles about going to shitty theme bars when invited to see Irish Step Dancing at "pubs" that served overpriced Guiness. Why?, you may ask.

*dips ElDan and smooches in the center of Times Square*

*swoons at Kazoo player*

Giddens is fucking badass. I love her, I love the band, I love banjos! *explodes with joy because BLUEGRASS!*

Fuckin' pink Flamingos, man.

I bet Rob Liefeld designed that vest.

I'm mostly doing treatment shit, but I managed to catch the Eagles/Browns game and am pleased with Wentz's performance.

Wooo Municipal Reporting!

Yea, I've been MIA. I relapsed pretty hard and ended up hospitalized and then institutionalized for some time - I'm still semi-institutionalized and need some surgeries and such in the coming months.

Damn.

This site seems to have become very bacon centric in my absence.

The Terminator is easily one of my favorite movies. I love the 80s grittiness and the article is right, it does feel nightmarish and surreal. Goddamn, what a movie.

Oh man, 1994 punk is right in my wheelhouse - I still love this shit, and still count Rancid as one of my favorite bands (their recent albums have been sub-par, live they are still great). Those Punk-o-Ramas and other comps introduced me to so many bands that I listen to regularly almost two decades later. But, for my…

People need to stop writing this cliched, overwrought, "hard-boiled," crime stories about the mob. If someone has something new to bring to the genre, then have a fucking ball - but it seems like all of these, save for a few great films like Goodfellas are just the same thing over and over and over. All style and no…

I saw her do a set live and she killed it. It was during the Anti-Social Comedy tour with Artie Lange, Jim Norton, and Dave Attell and in group segments she transcended those dudes. Schumer also knows how to eviscerate audience members/hecklers.

If Liz is a robot, I'd like to know where i can get one…

Yea, Tyson was a fucking monster back in those days. They should have wheeled him on on a gurney wearing a Hannibal Lector mask.

I wonder why that is? Do you think it's a class thing? I mean, for years, boxing's image was basically older white guy takes a young, tough, angry, poor, black/irish/hispanic/whatever guy out of a bad neighborhood where they were busting heads freelance and puts him to work making money for aforementioned older white…

I'm not a huge boxing fan, so I'm sure someone who is could easily dispute this, but the biggest thing I miss about Tyson being in the ring is that it made boxing interesting again to the casual fan. When I was in college and he had a big pay-per-view event coming up we'd get a barrel of beer, grill up food, and watch…

Ben Franklin certainly did at least.