Stand and Deliver!

Oh jeez. I thought she just liked to fuck or whatever, like no strings attached style. Keep your friend far away from that.

Have you seen Gail Simmons. Goddamn.

Why worry? It sounds like you should fucking introduce him to her ASAP.

I heckled a guy giving a toast once, and it actually worked out pretty well. The dude is really, really socially awkward and it was going on and on and on… You could feel how uncomfortable the room was watching this guy stare at his feet and mumble about all this nonsense. He was actually trying to tell "jokes" with…

Oh god. I'm getting married in less than a year. Just thinking about cost and logistics is terrifying.

"Shotskies!"

Yea, not afraid to admit, I jerked it to Gail on "Watch What Happens."

Yea, this was a pretty weak episode. I was stoked for it, too, with the jazz-theme and all.

I just want to say that I'm really happy that John Teti is expanding his role beyond the Gamological Society. I sincerely think he's one of the best assets this website could acquire. He is as insightful as he is entertaining, and good writer to boot.

I worked with a guy nicknamed "Red" in the restaurant business. Dude was straight from central casting. Red headed Irish-Catholic from South Boston with a crooked nose, scar tissue all over his knuckles, and a shamrock (containing the Red Sox "B") tattooed on his forearm. Needless to say I didn't question his cliche…

Ha, that makes a bit more sense. I like "Red Reddington" though. I used to write terrible short stories in middle school and it sounds like a name I would've made up as a ten year old aspiring writer.

I watched this for the first time last night (MaNoire usually leaves it on after "The Voice") and was pretty entertained. It's unbelievably fucking stupid, but it's fun, and Spader is awesome. The woman who plays Liz is crazy hot and WILLIAM SADLER!

Christ, between his shitty cartoons and nailing Khalessi I'm getting fed up with this MacFarlane character.

Grunge was certainly a book for dope dealers in my small town. Suddenly heroin was a career choice for shitty bands, and not just a hobby.

I love ska! Sure, a lot of it is silly, but at least they embrace that. There are so many 90's alt-rock, post-grunge bands that are just as silly in their angsty posing (Jars of Clay, anyone?). Nothing better than going to a show and actually having good, geeky, fun.

Goddamn.

Gal Gadot or GTFO.

My parents were never really restrictive of the media I consumed. I was a voracious reader and read a lot of inappropriate shit at a very young age. I remember not understanding the scene in Cujo where the dude jerks off all over the sheets. So, it was without a doubt pre-puberty when I was reading a lot of 80's King.

I feel like it's such a waste of time reading an O'Reilly history book. Regardless of political affiliation, if I was interested in the subject, I'd just go find a book by an actual authority or historian.