SO LUCKY.

What's with Bill O'Reilly and his "Killing…" series? I get that anything his ghostwriters shit out and slap his name on sells millions of copies, but the "killing" niche seems strange. So far he has a books about the deaths of Lincoln, Kennedy, and Jesus. I find the recent trend of crazy pundits writing hugely popular…

She was a "voodoo priestess."

Assuming Jeremy Renner wouldn't be willing to work in television, who would your be your dream Kate Bishop/HawkGuy casting?

Not a good episode at all. Fucking cream cheese? I like the stuff, but the challenge was poorly wrought, and more than anything, showed more negatives about their product than positives.

"exchanging tense stares with the ottoman" cracked me up.

As an ex-fan of SOA - I bailed about 2 episodes into this season - I am completely validated every time I read WOT on Tuesdays. It's fucking crazy that FX just lets this show keep going longer and longer. It's beneficial to work within restraints for most people. Even reporters I have writing primarily web content,…

I think Summer Sanders may have been the inspiration for one of my first five orgasms, definitely top-10. The 90's rocked!

Yea, dude, I'm not going to turn down every crazy, homeless, cat-lady who wants to blow me just for being crazy and homeless. Man gotta get some dome from time to time, ya know?

We used to send out seasonal candy like eight months in advance when I worked for Hershey - at least that's when it was ran through the assembly line.

I don't remember any specific "new" candies. The packaging changed a few times - Halloween/Christmas motifs and stuff.

I'd never do it again. I'd work the drive thru at McDonald's before doing unskilled manufacturing work. It may have been one of the most miserable times of my life.

That's Wonka, son.

Because Hershey doesn't want people to be depressed at their theme park, so doesn't show the harsh, soul-crushing tedium of working on a line making candy.

You have to start at the factory through a temp. agency, which is a nightmare - they take a % of your paycheck and you have no rights at all. When you begin you are the lowest of the low, but you do rotate through (shitty) jobs to break it up a bit. Like I said, I mainly worked on kitkat production - some days I'd be…

We did get discounts to go to the theme park - 15%, I think. We also got really cheap, giant bags of "defective candy." If a batch was deemed unfit because of too many bug parts per ounce, or some metal content (sometimes when the tank gets too low, the giant mixer scrapes the bottom and little shavings get in and…

Working at Hershey's fucking sucked. I just want to clarify that point. It was awful and tedious.

I fucking loved Basia Bulat's cover. That was a really pretty take on "Glory Days."

I have had one cavity in nearly thirty years of existence, and it was so shallow they didn't even use novacane. If I were a superhero my power would be having really great teeth. I always tell Ma, I hope our children get your looks and my chompers (she gets cavities pretty much annually).

I WORKED AT A HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY FOR A SUMMER, ASK ME ANYTHING!