You notice there's no "And we think you should too!" at the end of this piece.  It is merely catchy.

Wow, my avatar just changed.  On its own. UPDATE: It's back now. Nevermind.

What's with the casting about for a gimmick, Narrator?  Didn't you used to be a straight-ahead commenter?

Hey, that's what I recently renamed my ears!

Prurience Friday with Ira Fellate-o is my favorite NPR show.

"Like it says in the article…"  Zing.

Shhh.  It's clear this is what Craig lives for.  Telling him how lame it is would be cruel and unnecessary.

Astute.  Spot-on.

Dude, I thought you live in Manhattan!  Who entertains people in Manhattan by watching DVDs all weekend?

At least he doesn't think he's Dawes.  Because he's not.  Amirite?

I think if it's about a musical artist or a band, Steven Hyden gets the nod.  And as you can see, he always swings for the fences, hoping to score another Dawes.

Everybody loves Dawes.  And we think you should too!

Yep.  So then he created Drake.

Also, Hank Williams Jr. has written a song about ESPN and Fox!  The newswire stories about Hank Williams Jr. have been comment GOLD!

Rite!  Or Fux!

Your friend's daughter will grow up to serve coffee in a Starbucks.  AMIRITE?

Rite!

Rite!  Urrite is a Riter on the Storm, brahs!

Ha Ha rite bro!

He could never top the squint factor she brings to her movies.