Maybe they'll watch some music videos.  Dawes music videos.

That's what you get for being around kids.

Whatever it was, they did it well enough for a C.

His whining about other comics ripping off his jokes?

Great firstie, Ace.

@avclub-f001b27c9bf6561b8ab916d3ce511dab:disqus That's why the edit button is your friend.

Oh, that football?  Soccer?  Then my answer to your question is "Everybody except Americans."

Many Americans. And they not only watch it, they bet on it, and have fantasy teams, and talk about it at work and with their friends. A lot. Football is pretty big. In fact, I happen to be a Bears fan, and I will gladly discuss with you whether Mike Martz is trying to get Jay Cutler killed by calling all of those…

I plan on testing that theory when I reach retirement.

When I was younger and that song was a hit, I never dreamed it would come to describe me so succinctly.

He plays an aging baseball scout who gets to first base with his pregnant daughter Beyonce? Intriguing.

I conclude you have a functioning penis.

And nobody waits "all day for Sunday night."  Sunday night blows.  It's a melancholy gotta-work-next-day sorta hungover bummer of a time.  Sunday night is the end of the weekend.  Football doesn't do very much to make it better. "I've been waiting all day for Friday night?" Hell yes. "I've been waiting all day for…

I nominate Dawes to replace Hank.

I enjoy looking at her during that opening.

What if the opening sequence features a song by Dawes?

That Laurel Canyon Sound is Steven Hyden.

@That Laurel Canyon Sound:  Why can't I click to your profile?  Why doesn't the @ pull up your name here?  What kind of commenter are you?  Are you an angel?  Are you Dawes made commenter?  Should I address you as "Lord?"

I distinctly remember Ryan Adams being a thing not taken seriously at AV Club.  Did I miss a memo?

Thanks to the miracle of the dual cassette deck, millions of college kids had copies of this thing in the 80s.