I'm really enjoying this discussion; thanks, Bidet-y et al.

Ornery teats?

Yeah, get a load of those saggy tits.

Roll playing? You mean sex?

She also mentioned "slaughtering salmon". I think it's pretty clear what needs to happen here.

Christ in a cornhole!

Perhaps a better question is
what the fuck does that ugly dude's shirt say?

Butchering jokes, apparently.

AOL is still in the internets business? I thought they had gotten rid of everything but the advertising division.

They send me into an infinite loop of NullPointerException.

What about a gay fish?

A-fucking-men, Fritzy. Currently a few of my co-workers are discussing the latest parasitic vaginal discharge only a few yards away.

I want whatever a ladid is.

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

@bkbroiler: you cannibal!

Pumpernickel? I hardly know 'er!

You asked for hot breasts, you got 'em!

Noodie Foto Hunt! Noodie Foto Hunt! Noodie Foto Hunt!

I prefer Incest Overlord. They're a metal band from West Virginia.

Maybe this is off-topic, but my favorite phrase as of late is "Jew-run media".